Gay Kegels! SQUEEZE!!! :-D

Okay, so women do Kegels to keep their hoohaws tight after giving birth… they gotta keep the menzes interested… and now you rampantly receptive gay boiz/boys/men/guys/dudes/bros can see the same benefits of tightening your ninny stamp, even after shoving fists, traffic cones, and other sizable fetish objects inside your bums. This is what I do to keep up appearance downstairs (though I have to say I’m too shy to try...

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OOOOPS! Dontcha feel yooozed?! LOL

Okay, funny moment yesterday… I was bored in Atlanta and surfing, so I decided to see who all was¬†cruising on ManHunt. Anyway, this hot, 40-something muscle dude start chatting me up. I was definitely feelin’ it. Excellent strong, natural body. Thickness everywhere: Hefty and meaty, but still toned and lean. Just a touch of silver in the hair. Pretty eyes. I was like, “Let’s do this.” So, an-y-way! (Yes,...

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Sexy fish sticks

Wow, so now I’m writing a blog entry at 5 o’clock¬†in the morning… HA! What a trend, right? So, anyway… the weather here in God’s country is generally bipolar. And today was no exception. After intermittent rain all day (one particularly heavy shower even had thunder), it got warm enough for me to be comfortable leaving the house in a tight black tee and tight jeans. And no jacket. Remember that…...

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Raggedy Anne and Raggedy Andy

This is my new favorite picture of me. BWAHAHAHAHA I don’t know what the photographer intends to call it, but I have entitled it “Raggedy Anne and Raggedy Andy Attend the Protest Rally: Shortly Before Their Incarceration (A study in human defiance).” I think the photographer really captured the essence of these people, their stories… their lives. In this gritty portryal of life and struggle, we feel the...

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Drawing a different line

Okay, I thought I’d be ambitious and get up at 6:00 a.m., like a normal person. Um. What the fuck is this?! You people do this bullshit on purpose every day??? I think my head is going to cave in! This whole a.m. thing isn’t working for me. I mean, I’d heard of 6 a.m., but it had never happened to me before… This is some kind of a crime against humanitarianism or something. This is the kind of crap they do to...

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Whatchu ‘no ’bout me?!

I was chatting online last night, and some dude hit me up. We talked some formal chit chat for a little bit before he told me that he’d just had a fight with his boyfriend, had shown his boyfriend my profile, and had told his boyfriend that I was the guy waiting in the wings for him to leave his boyfriend. To which the man said his boyfriend replied, “Well, he’s a pole dancer, so I guess that’s just fucking...

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Fuck my husband

In all honesty, most women at clubs ignore me completely: I’m shorter than most dancers, I’m nowhere near as aggressive or shadowy (which girls at male strip clubs seem to want more than the nice guys they can see anytime at home), and I make no secret of the fact that I’m gay. I understand completely why I would be invisible to most women at a strip club – there’s really no fantasy that they might seduce...

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