Your $1 is worth about ¢88 to me
Here I go again… explaining once more that it is not appropriate to dicker and dither. At some point people will finally understand exactly how insulting this is and stop. Some negotiating might be appropriate, but an outright bidding war is absolutely not acceptable.
I was chatting yesterday and out of nowhere someone asked me to come dance at their election party. Mind you, there would have been five people splitting the fee. Off the top of my head I said $100 to make it worth my time, gas, and trouble. Leave it to some greedy Charlotte queens to get upset about that. Mary, please! And then they want to know why I don’t dance locally?? If you need a bargain, baby, Chasers has a red light special anytime you need it. That toilet is located at 3217 The Plaza, Charlotte, NC 28205. Their number is 704-339-0500. Hit them up for a coupon, and leave me the hell alone.
What I really love is when someone sitting at a bar will look at me with a sly face and say, “You better work for this dollar.” Bitch, I just did! Gimme the fucking dollar, or don’t! Whatever!!!
Some people have the mistaken notion that their money is worth a whole lot more than it is. Boo boo, let me tell you a secret: Your $1 is worth… ONE DOLLAR. In this economy it’s probably worth more like $0.88, so don’t get all up in my grill expecting the world for nothing. Exactly what is $1 worth to you in terms of your time, effort, and investment? Would you think it reasonable for your boss to treat you with this type of contempt for your work?
Some people need to get a new grip on reality. If you think your $1 looks like $3 (or more) to me, you need to take your cheap, broke ass home. In fact, if you’re that hard-pressed, honey, just let me know and I’ll give YOU a dollar, so that you can call your Mama for a ride back to her house.